There was this gross-looking brown table in my garage.
Stripping, refinishing, all that kinda stuff makes me sleepy. If you're planning on sanding/distressing your craft, donnnnnnnnnn't worry about sanding before you paint. It just isnt worth it. So, with the help of guest crafters, @Joel Henson and @Patrick Garrett, I painted this table a color that I mixed myself. Then just sanded it down on the edges.